Morning
Coffee is essential.
Make sure you eat a good breakfast, blah blah blah. Just as long as you drink coffee with it.
Don't take too long in the shower, you might fall asleep (hot water does that to people, and it makes them pee but that's besides the point) and your coffee will be cold.
Afternoon
At lunch eat something with protein in it, go to lunch with friends, they can make sure you don't fall asleep.
Also at lunch, drink something with caffeine in it.... like coffee or coke or something, but coffee is your best bet.
Night
Don't eat dinner, the starving hunger in your stomach will keep you awake.
Make sure you put your coffee maker on delay so you have something to look forward to.
What ever you do, don't watch TV or listen to music that is sure to make you fall asleep. Try just standing on your head and drinking coffee.
I wish I could react multiple times to this... Maybe I will figure out a way. Hilarious! Very How to Hate Everything - esque.
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