The trumpet player in Marching Band who thinks he is SO much cooler than everyone else,
Yeah, hi. YOU'RE IN MARCHING BAND! (Although I personally think marching band is cooler than penguins, let's face the facts, in the high school world marching band is not the super coolest place to be). ACCEPT THIS and get over your holier than thou attitude, nothing makes you special son.
The girl at work who keeps telling me how to do my job,
Uhm.... you have been here a week and I have been here at least 3 months (that's longer). STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO, especially since you aren't good at it!
My Biology teacher,
Stop telling us stuff is "super informal" and then giving us D's (sincerely, the whole class).
Stop leaving your underwear and socks on our bathroom floor. For reals.
I love you.
Could you actually BE October? I am not okay with this 85 degree weather. I want to be cold! I want to wear boots!
Be less expensive! I cannot survive if I have to shell (haha, get it?) $60 every time I fill my car up. Never mind the fact that my car drinks a tank for breakfast.
The guy from the Ukraine that reads my blog,
Thanks bro. You make me feel internationally famous. (Or if you are a girl... thanks gur).